Fish Bites Cop! Stories To Bash Authorities is a collection of horror, dark crime, pulp, and slipstream lampoonery that gleefully rips on police officers, security guards, organized religion, firefighters, police officers, bounty hunters, dyslexic paramedics with dog complexes, police officers, military, middle management, and even more police officers.
“Bizarre and hysterically twisted, these stories crisscross between the satirical and the pulpy at a maddening pace. Wild ride.” —Frank Bill, author of Crimes in Southern Indiana & Donnybrook
"With a command of contemporary slang force-bred with imagery, Keaton is one of the strongest voices in American fiction today. " —Jason Stuart, author of Raise A Holler
When a mysterious woman insisting that she is a character from one of his novels follows Rand Hampton from city to city on a book tour, he thinks it's oddly flattering. When she shows up on his doorstep, he suspects she might be a delusional stalker.
A Kindle Single short story. Approximately 20 printed pages.
A man rises out of an abyss of frustration and rage and creates works of art out of destruction, goddesses out of mere dental hygienists and beauty out of death. It's also about the sickness and obsession that is LOVE.
"As intelligent and cultured as Hannibal, easily as disturbing as American Psycho and infinitely less reassuring than Dexter, this is a sexually-charged real life horror story that will definitely stay with you." —Paul Kane, award-winning horror and fantasy writer
“ This is one hell of a novel, Barbie Wilde, has written one of the most tense and powerful stories I have read in a long long time." —Jim Mcleod, Ginger Nuts of Horror
1886. Geronimo and his followers, the last Apache resistance to white encroachment, have been transported east, and the blue wool defenders of The Fort settle into boredom, directing their cruel attentions to illicit liquor and prostitutes, their clearest enemy a weak officer’s bullheaded wife on a moral crusade.